Deviant since Jan 22, 2011 | Premium Member until Jan 6, 2014
Sleeping in Seattle
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
"Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, pigs treat you as equals." ~Sister Monica Jones, Call the Midwife
"Stop patriciding!" ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe. Want to get coffee?" Stewart, 30 Rock
"Cat sound! ~Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
"Live every week like it's shark week." ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"Dress every day like you're going to die in those clothes." ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"You got the old leather pumpkin there?" ~Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
"Fat necked girl, let me count your neck rings!" ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"Heavy is the head that eats the crayons." ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"My greatest weakness is humility, I'm probably the most humble person in the whole world." ~Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
"This is Jenna, what are you wearing?" ~Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock
"It's the new fragrence I designed. It's called Desire, except with a z, instead of the second e." ~Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
"It's like having eyes everywhere! Only not in a bad way, like when we spilled that container of eyes..." ~Lem Hewitt, Better Off Ted
"Ms. Lemon, there's a reason god gave us two fingers and one mouth: listening is twice as important as talking! But he gave us ten fingers... he must really want us to poke things!" ~Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock
"Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole!" ~Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation
"Fireflies: the flaming plates of the insect world." ~Lem Hewitt, Better Off Ted
"I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual!" ~Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
"I think about you often Wailmingo." ~Buford Van Storm, Phineas and Ferb
"You know what the 'chain of command' is? It's a chain downstairs that I go get and beat you with until you remember who's ruttin' in charge here." ~Buford Van Storm, Phineas and Ferb
"I'm not old! Twilight! Twilight the movie!" ~Ryan, Go On
"I'm not wise, I just talk slow." ~Ryan, Go On
Alec Baldwin just asked me whether I'm looking for a fast and easy way to get out from behind my computer.